glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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