I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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