i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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