Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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