Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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