and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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