Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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