i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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