Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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