Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
