he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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