My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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