I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
