He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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