id be glad to
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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