Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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