So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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