Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
farters have to be the big spoon...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
