Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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