Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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