i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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