He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I deserve this hangover.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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