I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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