: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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