u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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