he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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