i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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