Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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