Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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