What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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