he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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