Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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