Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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