I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Randomize
