he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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