real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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