Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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