I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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