I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
my poor anus
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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