Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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