I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i need some magic done to my vagina
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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