It was confusing and full of hummus
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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