I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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