At least make sure they are 18
Why
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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