i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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