So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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