Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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