I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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