I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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