I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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