Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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